I got Nuthin' part 1

Down on the corner out here on the street blah blah blah blee blah blah blee blee blee blah blah SIGGA BOOKOO!


Hi. Can we speak freely here?

I have something to tell you...

...Two days ago I saw a rig big enough to haul that tanker, You wanna get outta here? Talk to me.



CRASH TO BLACK

Fade In:

INT-Diner:Day

Sam McGillicutti fried over 50 eggs during rush hour at one of the busiest hussle and bussle greasy spoons in all of Mulberry. Sam couldn't see the end of the tunnel but he could see a break coming up as soon as he was done with these 50 or so 'Fun Time Breakfast Combo's'.

With Clown Bot pizza right across the street not opening till noon there was no competition for ol' FlabberGassy's Diner o' fun and it was getting hit hard today for breakfast.

SeeSaw Cruthers
Well let's see here, I think I'll have the Blimp Special
with a side o' Sausage.

A click of the pen and FloJo had SeeSaw's order ready to go.

FloJo
We'll have that out in a jiff SeeSaw, you want a refill
on your joe?

SeeSaw looked down at his filled to the brim coffee and looked back at the waitress dumbfounded.

SeeSaw Cruthers
I got a full cup right here FloJo!

FloJo turned away ashamed realizing she'd just given away her one flaw and her life's biggest secret. SHE WAS BLIND. Yes that's right BLIND AS A BAT! Miraculously this 50 year old Waitress from the south side had been born legally blind but not wanting to disappoint everyone she hid the fact of her blindness her entire life. Not even her parents knew. Somehow she'd passed every single eye exam ever given it's as if this Idiot Savant knew what the eye charts said without having to see. You see in fact all her other senses were heightened to the point that she was a SUPER WAITRESS!

Fancy.

Two years later she was found running a top secret Think Tank for the government exploring extraterrestrial ways of 'lookin' at stuff' as she put it.

The End.